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Getting married to have sex is like getting on an airplane to have peanuts, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
LMAO!! This is my first genuine laugh of the morning; thanks xD
by Anonymous13 years ago
=] glad I could help!
by Anonymous13 years ago
It sucks that they don't serve peanuts on planes anymore though D:
by Anonymous13 years ago
Seriously??? Man I'm a lot less excited about going on a plane in a few months...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well I recently rode JetBlue and SouthWest, and neither served peanuts. Just other "assorted snacks". I'm like where are the damn peanuts?! ):<
by Anonymous13 years ago
Ugh I'm going on SouthWest! The peanuts were the best part of the flight!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Lmao. I feel you D: But if you have a whole 5 bucks to spare and want to get ripped off, buy some at one of the food places in the airport :P lol.
by Anonymous13 years ago
A few months I took a flight for a vacation, the flight there was coach and didn't have anything but a $10 sandwich =( not worth it. But I upgraded to 1st class and got mixed nuts on the way back FOR FREEE lol I guess that was worth the $40 upgrade =P
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh damn, now thats a deal :D and MIXED nuts?! Lucky (;
by Anonymous13 years ago
I rode Southwest about a week ago, and a few weeks before that, and both times I got peanuts.
by Anonymous13 years ago
For real? Then wtf?! That stewardess was lying to me -.-
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm sorry you had to ride peanutless... they were lightly salted too.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Lol, don't taunt me D;
by Anonymous13 years ago
Airtran gives pretzels and Biscoff Gourmet cookies. :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
Maybe they only stop serving peanuts on flights with people that expressed they are allergic to peanuts?
Like my grandpa is so allergic we can't even have it in the house when he's over, so a bunch of people chewing away on peanuts right next to him might not be good.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I expected all the comments to be really serious, about sex and marriage, but nope, they're about peanuts x)
by Anonymous13 years ago
haha people have their priorities XP
by Anonymous13 years ago
Lmao omg yeah I just noticed that :o rofl.
by Anonymous13 years ago
i just want to love all the first comments and the whole easygoing-ness of this post :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
And obvs mine, just cos its hilarious ;).
by Anonymous13 years ago
We got pretzels. D:
by Anonymous13 years ago
In my opinion that's an acceptable replacement, but for all you peanut lovers I guess not.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah, I like 'em too, But it was my first plane ride nd I was looking forward to these wonderful peanuts everyone was talking about.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I rode a plane for first time a month ago. I was so excited for the peanuts. Then, they gave me pretzels. -_-
by Anonymous13 years ago
This is from a Jeff Foxworthy routine.
by Anonymous13 years ago
whoever voted down is dumb...cuz your correct
by Anonymous13 years ago
I voted it down, why? Because the people who call out the originality of things are the ones most bitter for not thinking of it first. I honestly don't remember where I heard it. It just popped out of the archives in my brain this morning. Not my original thought.. but I beat Kel to it. =P
by Anonymous13 years ago
i flew first class on american and got burger, chips, and cookie... after the warmed mixed nut of course
by Anonymous13 years ago
Warm mixed race nuts...yum.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Peanuts > pretzels
by Anonymous13 years ago
Duh?
by Anonymous13 years ago
:[ im waiting til marriage. :<
by Anonymous13 years ago
Good, that's not the point. A lot of people (when brought up) make sex about marriage, but marriage isn't about sex. It's about a destination, and you get some tasty peanuts on the way ;P
by Anonymous13 years ago
So you're saying we should get married for the peanuts. I couldn't agree more.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Exactly what I was getting at. Spot on.
by Anonymous13 years ago
When I first read this yesterday I thought you were saying that waiting until marriage to have sex is pointless.
Then I read it again today and realized you were saying that its ok to wait, but you shouldn't get married JUST for sex, like you shouldn't get on a plane JUST for peanuts.
Nice post, I like it, it's true.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Thanks :) Waiting for marriage can be very special. But to me it's not the most special thing.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I've never had peanuts! :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
=( I sowwy.. it's nothing to be ashamed of.. lots of people haven't had.. er.. peanuts =)
by Anonymous13 years ago
Actually no don't listen to Danny California, it is something to be ashamed of, there is NO one on this earth that I know that has never had peanuts. I'm allergic to nuts and I still eat 'em. You should be ASHAMED of yourself for being so weird
by Anonymous13 years ago
You love them nuts, dontcha? I'm more of a shaft man, myself.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Really? I don't know what it is about nuts, but I just can't stay away :/
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah, you can always go to a bar to get some for free.
by Anonymous13 years ago
peanuts or sex?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Both, but probably not at the same time.
Unless somebody's into that kind of thing.
by Anonymous13 years ago
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's not the same. Gotta be on a plane.
by Anonymous13 years ago
And free.
by Anonymous13 years ago
mile high club?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Ok this post is seriously GOLD.
by Anonymous13 years ago
The font looks black to me...
by Anonymous13 years ago
This post is now diamonds.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm on a horse.
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's not worth it if you're allergic?
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's still worth it, I puke every time I eat nuts and guess what, I still eat 'em!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dude, you don't have to use your mouth on the nuts if it makes you gag. A standard blowjob is fine.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm all about quality, if that means throwing up a little, then be it. So long as the customers are satisfied ;]
by Anonymous13 years ago
Marriage isn't about sex, it's about the lack of sex.
Also, this "Danny" guy sounds really sexy. Great name.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well then, flying on a plane isn't about the peanuts; it's about the lack of peanuts.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I thought it was about the snakes
by Anonymous13 years ago
Okay, This post and all of this conversation makes me lose faith in humanity. There is nothing wrong with waiting till marriage to have sex. That's called self control and self respect.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm pretty sure the post means getting married just so you can have sex...
by Anonymous13 years ago
You missed the point of the post. And while there is nothing wrong with waiting for marriage to have sex, it doesn't mean that the people who have sex before marriage don't have self respect.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I know what you mean, but I think the post was saying that you shouldn't get married JUST for sex and that it should be about more than that.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Theres always that one person who takes the post way to seriously, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
You clearly missed the whole meaning of this post.
Dude that's just a bonus. They probably eat peanuts during that too.
by Anonymous13 years ago
or after, instead of smoking cigarettes.
by Anonymous13 years ago
You know what? I feel so bad for those less fortunate souls who are allergic to peanuts. I'd say that's rather unfair, and they should get a free snack on their flight that won't kill them.
by Anonymous13 years ago
in australia we used to get peanuts on our flights now we get macadamia nuts covered in weird spices, i miss the peanuts :(
(this is on qantas btw)
by Anonymous13 years ago
I love me some nice nuts....
by Anonymous13 years ago
im allergic to peanuts cries
by Anonymous13 years ago
You're allergic to peanuts crying?
by Anonymous13 years ago
let me rephrase that
i'm allergic to peanuts
cries
by Anonymous13 years ago
Seems like everybody hates you for being allergic to peanuts. I feel your pain, I'm allergic to peanuts too. *Cries*
XD
by Anonymous13 years ago
Last time I had peanuts during a flight, I was glad... because peanuts can't get you pregnant
by Anonymous13 years ago
Haha some people really like those peanuts. Don't judge!! :]
by Anonymous13 years ago
i really like those tooten fried tobasco peanuts.
by Anonymous13 years ago
This post is pretty irrelevant. When is the last time you heard someone say I'm get married JUST to have sex? A lot people have the opinion that sex should be enjoyed only WITHIN the confines of marriage, which is a completely legitimate opinion. Everyone knows that marriage is more than sex but it is an important part. It is the number two reason for divorce, after finances. Just like no one would say, hey let's take a flight so I can get some airplane peanuts.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don't think Danny is trying to insinuate that people sit there and go, "Hey, wanna fuck? Best we get married first, though!" and run off to the altar, solely so they can bonk each other... Rather that people often rush into marriage because they're eager to have sex but don't truly wish to be married (yet, at least.)
by Anonymous13 years ago
But they might say "I want some peanuts, let's take a flight as soon as we can afford it even though it might not be the best thing for us right now.
Almost any young adult that has friends who are saving themselves for marriage will have a friend or two who gets married reallllly quickly and you know it's for the sex.
I've got friends who have met, gotten married, and divorced within a year. What other reason is there to rush in?
by Anonymous13 years ago
But you still voted it up?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah but a peanut doesn't get your pregnant.
On second though, I have been craving peanuts lately, but I want to wait for that SPECIAL peanut to come along before it enters MY mouth. It will be such a moment.
No but in reality, I agree that getting married JUST for sex is weird. BUT, waiting to have sex until you are married is a different story and is fine. People a lot of times wish to have sex only within the confines of marriage because of religious or ethical values, or simply seeing sex as something more special and less casual. Something that requires a deeper connection, and at the least legal proof of some sort of commitment, because a promise and a song doesn't cut it anymore. Especially with all the "hit it and quit it" kind of guys floating around these days. So they want to get married, to get married, but in addition won't have sex outside of a marriage.
by Anonymous13 years ago
You are right, that is a good reason to get married.
by Anonymous13 years ago
marriage is MUCH more expensive
by Anonymous13 years ago
I like peanuts.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I like turtles.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I like Black people. I also like other races of people, like Klingons, but I don't hold any great preference amongst the races.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Me too.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Best part about first class, warmed mixed nuts :) mmm
by Anonymous13 years ago
LOLOL
you get sex when you're married?
dare to dream, kiddo
by Anonymous13 years ago
A commited relationship with someone you love and want to spend the rest of your life with because you love them for who they are. Dare to dream. Anon.
by Anonymous13 years ago
it was a joke about how as soon as you get married the sex stops.
learn to not get so defensive, you uppity faggot.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have taken your negative comment and turned it around on you like that. Me having such a positive outlook on the whole thing really just isn't fair. You were right, I was being completely defensive and uppity. Thank you for demonstrating a much more mature alternative to those characteristics. Anon.
by Anonymous13 years ago
But in my defense, I really like peanuts.
by Anonymous13 years ago
lol
by Anonymous13 years ago
Screw the peanuts, I WANT MA SODA! :D Hooray for caffine and high frutose corn syrup.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Wait, why do you get on planes?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I got a better one.
Marrying a woman for sex is like buying a tiger for transportation.
-Emo Philips
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