female birds usually blend in more with the environment it seems, so that's better for their survival rate! i.e. male cardinals = red, females = brown

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if this is any consolation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Female spiders are usually 20 times the size of the males and they eat them after sex. just trying to cheer you up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel much better.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even though it's half crooked, that's the best one of those I've ever seen!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the colours are just the birds flexxing their epeens. like human courting. male has to do somethingto attract the attention of the female. and like what littlemexico said, they last longer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tee hee... "epeens."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not really, because they usually only have those looks to try to attract females. Like peacocks. They only have that cool plumage to try to impress the ladies. So it's kind of flattering, actually.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it'd be a relief to be a female bird. You know, letting the males fret about their looks while trying to capture your attention? Sounds great to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does sound like a nice change. (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was thinking that too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And also we girls upgrade while guys have to downgrade.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

to the person who said men only need women to reproduce, this is entirely false, women have a greater spectrum and can see more colors, which back in the hunter-gatherer ages allowed them to differentiate between yummy red berries and poisonous red berries of death. and erm, it probably does something important today...um....and they want us for sex!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was a little upset when I first learned that, but it's also really kind of sweet. The girls don't have to be all flashy and excessively pretty, the guys like them anyways. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago