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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken. amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
sol that's just awful!
by Anonymous13 years ago
I can't help it. I love dead baby jokes, not gonna lie.
by Anonymous13 years ago
LOL
by Anonymous13 years ago
i've heard that one, from a stephen king book
by Anonymous13 years ago
me too :) stephen king = king of dead baby jokes lmao :P
by Anonymous13 years ago
How do you put a baby in a blender?
- head first
How do you get it out?
-with chips
by Anonymous13 years ago
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
- Nail it's other hand to the floor.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm going to hell for it buuuutt... I love these.
by Anonymous13 years ago
What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
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