+271 Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sol that's just awful!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't help it. I love dead baby jokes, not gonna lie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i've heard that one, from a stephen king book

by Anonymous 13 years ago

me too :) stephen king = king of dead baby jokes lmao :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do you put a baby in a blender? - head first How do you get it out? -with chips

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? - Nail it's other hand to the floor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm going to hell for it buuuutt... I love these.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's grosser than gross? A garbage can full of dead babies. What's grosser than that? The one at the bottom is still alive. What's grosser than that? He has to eat his way to freedom. What's grosser than that? He goes back for more.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahah dead baby jokes are amazing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL.

by Anonymous 13 years ago