+435 Thank God there aren't any good atheist jokes, amirite?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. No matter what they do, they just can't see the light.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

that's just absolutely retarted.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

He's christian, what did you expect?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

(Atheist guy): Umm get a sense of humour?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

hahahahah:)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

ok so an atheist dies..

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I lol'd.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

ahahahahaahaha "Thank GOD!!!!" loooool

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Your picture...it just fits too well with this post. lol

by Anonymous 15 years ago

is this suppposed to be funny?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I Googled it after I made this and there were a couple of okay ones, but no knee-slappers.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

actually there is a lot of hilarious atheist jokes. a christian says to an atheist "So what do you think happens after you die?" the atheist says "I don't know. But I hope I grow into a beautiful tree" the christian says "well you know what. You will turn into a tree then some sweaty guy with an axe is going to come and chop you down, and you will be pressed into paper. And you know what will be printed on that paper? The bible."

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Yeah that's a Dane Cook joke. The guy in it has his own religion, and isn't an atheist because Atheists beleive that there's no way to know what happens after death. So it's not an atheist joke since the guy in it is a treehuggerist.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

ew dane cook.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I'm an atheist and I say thank god all the time, it's just a habbit

by Anonymous 15 years ago