+118 You always watch porn with the mouse on the red x just in case someone walks in unexpectedly so you can close the window super fast... amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i still vote we watch together

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lock the door then.....wear headphones....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I used to. Then I turned 18 and stopped giving a shit. Everyone knows everyone else does it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wouldn't that person still see you fondling your genitals?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ha, watching porn without at least two major locks or barriers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I watch porn in my basement in a room next to the stairs. That way I can hear them coming, have enough time to close everything and such, then act as if nothing happened when they open the door

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They probably hear you coming too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I tend to moan loudly :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thats unfortunate

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Usually when my front door opens, these chimes go on. When we moved into our new house, I assumed it would still happen, so I was doing the dirty cause no one was home. Well, I didn't hear the door open, and like 3 seconds later, I heard my brudda walking up the stairs. Luckily the stairs aren't directly in front of my door, but he saw me right as I pulled my pants off. It was one of the most awkward things I have ever experienced, other than my dad staring at me while I was in bed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago