'My Immortal' was the worst fanfiction ever, amirite?

More like the most hilarious. "I cried sexily" "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?" "My name is Harry Potter, but people call me Vampire these days." LOL.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel like I need to read it now...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Half-life: full life consequences was pretty fucked up. :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what was it about...?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

gr8 for reading though

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It made me wanna cry, laugh, and throw up at the same time. That's pretty amazing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd never read it before, but I just took the liberty of doing so. Holy shit, that's bad writing. I can't even finish it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can somebody link it? I need to experience the horrible writing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4719325/1/My_Immortal_REPOST

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...........But the song by Evanescence kicks ass! :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Heard about it. I haven't actually seen the fanfiction though. Anyone have a link?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just posted above. :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ah, I didn't see it. Thank you! OMFG. " He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!). "Hi Draco!" I said in a depressed voice." LOL WTF. The way they type their notes... "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." WHOA, SEXIEST SEX SCENE EVER.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko." is this girl for real

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The line that made me laugh most was "I spray-painted my hair with purple." I mean, really? Is she not writing about the fact that she is a year 7 student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? wouldn't she be able to transfigure her hair a different color? Jesus.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i think thats the least of our problems, Shawna!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Crookshanks is a cat, not a torturing curse. Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. ^I laughed for like, 5 minutes at this on line.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what the hell. is it even possible for someone to write that poorly? "We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is it weird that at first, the only thought I had was of why anyone would wear a leather bra? That would be so uncomfortable...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

'Twas a troll you silly goose

by Anonymous 12 years ago

'BECAUSE...BECAUSE..." Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.' "EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.' "I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears." What the fuck?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

virility made me laugh the hardest

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have a question. Do y'all think she's for real, or a troll?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If she's a troll, she's a very,VERY, determined troll.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

She must be a troll... Or I've just lost my faith in humanity

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The worst fanfic ever is Agony in Pink. It was officially named that (can't tell you by whom) and was banned in Australia.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Link?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What the fuck did I just read

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My God! it should be banned everywhere! what kind of sick, delusional, nasty, creeper wrote this!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can someone post a link?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha I know. Can you post a link for the dudes asking for one? I can't since I can only go on mobile.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.tuxedojack.com/godawful/nauseating/aip/agonyinpink.txt Link for those asking for it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks, dude.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I graves a steak" am I the only one who got a mental image of her grabbing meat?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, this story is just plain awful. I'd put it right up there with Agony in Pink, and I hope for the sake of mankind that this girl was trolling.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love the author's notes. " STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!" sweetie, we're not "flaming" because we're preps...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Right now it kinda just sounds like a bunch of bad bul shit

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love the part where Dumbledore shouts "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Every time i hear the song, I just think of this story and I laugh. It just came on right now and I can't stop laughing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was JUST thinking of that story when I was riding my bike today, then I lol'd

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My favorite part is when "Loopin" is "masticating" to "Enoby." Masticating is chewing......

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!" -Albus Dumbledore Oh, and I also love: "Enoby, are you okay?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice. "What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

For second place I'd have to put Flowers in a Box. One of the best (worst?) trollfics out there and the ending is actual genius.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ALLAH KEDAVRA!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My favorite part is when she calls Dumbledore "Dumbledore2: the electric boogaloo" I also like when she has "really cool tears" running down her feces.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I cried sexily was hilarious!! Then when 'Loopin' was masticating to her! Ha! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHER FUCKERS! LOL! And she just writes stuff like 'he muttered loudly' does that even make sense? And I love how she wrote all sorts of variations to Avada Kedavra, like Abra Kadabra and stuff :P I hope she's a troll!

by Anonymous 11 years ago