+226 It is impossible to be unique nowadays. Everything has already been done. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

be the first to have a pet zombie

by Anonymous 13 years ago

simpson's did it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet no one has ever had sex while bungee jumping at the local zoo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

www.denverpost.com/local-man-sex-accident-...local?pf=22chq..enver-zoo/5/17/2009

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it would be funny as hell if this was a repost.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's why I'm going to invent a device that you use to speak to someone when you are far away from each other by talking into it. It's going to be called a international phonics communicator.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hmm That's very interesting. I would Like to invent something that holds water. Like a container of some sort. It could be made with styrofoam or plastic or metal or even paper... I shall call it a Conveniently Awesome Hassle-free U-shaped pallet. Or Cahup.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Phineas and Ferb have done EVERYTHING

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Everything that can be invented has been invented." Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. patent office, 1899

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a misquote, it's one of those where people think it was said, but it wasn't. Sorry to demolish your hopes and dreams

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how do you know this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, believe me, I was there

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SIMPSONS DID IT

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is why you should forget about being "unique" and just be yourself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

/b/

by Anonymous 13 years ago