Dear Spider, I thank you for killing mosquitoes and all those other nasty bugs. However those nasty bugs are outside, NOT in my house. So if you would leave and stop scaring the shit out of me when I least expect it, that would be much appreciated. Thank you. amirite?

+853 Dear Spider, I thank you for killing mosquitoes and all those other nasty bugs. However those nasty bugs are outside, NOT in my house. So if you would leave and stop scaring the shit out of me when I least expect it, that would be much appreciated. Thank you. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha. True. And: "Dear human, those bugs aren't in your house because I am. :) Oh, and also, I like to scare you. It's fun."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha not fun for me!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, too true. Those spiders freak the deak out of me. Until you kill one that you find in your room, you can't sleep soundly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

exactly!!! One came in my room last night and totally dissapeared! i had to sleep on the couch haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep. I know the feeling. It's like, "OH NO! I bet he's in my BED!!! He'll probably crawl into my ear and lay eggs in there while I'm sleeping!!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

exactly! and then my parents just laugh at me! and im like, if you think im sleeping in there when tht spider has free roam! haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep. As far as I'm concerned the spider can HAVE my room!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahs seriously! i hateee spiders!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep. Same. But sharks are worse in my opinion. Luckily I don't have to see one of those like... ever. Oh man but if I did... gahhh... I'd just die.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha yeahh sharks a pretty scary but they are just misunderstood, where as spiders are out to get me haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One morning, I got up for school and picked up a shirt and there was a giant spider under it. I started crying hysterically, my eight year old sister heard me, woke up, killed it, and went back to sleep. D;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Spiders are awesome!!! Didn't you all ever read that book as a kid, "Be Nice to Spiders"? If you don't like them, don't kill them- try to catch them with a jar and some paper and set them free outside to do their job :-) But believe me- even if you don't see them, there's always some kind of little bug in your house somewhere and the spider's just helping you out by eating them :-)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd rather have the bugs from outside come in and have the spiders outside.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My point exactly. the other bugs are not as scary as spiders.

by Anonymous 13 years ago