A man asked a genie to make him a billion times smarter than anyman on earth, so the genie turned him into a woman. amirite?

poor guy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

transvestite. harsh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This really isn't that funny...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If the post said that a woman asked to be a billion times smarter and was then turned into a guy, the post will be completely thumbed down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/237146 yeah kinda :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh good, now he can use those brains that are a billion times smarter than me to make a me a fuckin' sammich that tastes better.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Too bad there's typos... That ruins it because I bet a woman wrote it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Silly boys! relax. If you guys made a post that said this it'd be funny! Besides the only reason it would get "no way'd" is because girls kinda sorta dominate this website. i mean, look around. girls are alll over it. Sorry ): But hey, if some guy made a post like this. I'd yeah you are it :P It's a joke. And i find these things funny whether its kinda rude to girls or guys. Everyone should just chill a little~

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm just saying: Einstein, Edison, Franklin, Shakespeare. Your move ladies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Marie Curie, Amelia Earhart, Rachel Carson, Sally Fox, Harriet Tubman. Many more :) Men and women are both brilliant. You must we always compete?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Amelia Earhart got lost soooooooo she doesn't count, jk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're seriously trying to say that women have done more for the development of the human species than men? If that's what you mean you're out of your feminine mind

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No actually, stupid. Im not saying that at all. A guy simple said "Einstein, Edison, Franklin, Shakespeare. Your move ladies." so i replied. Honestly. This is ridiculous! Men and Women are equals. No one is greater. Men do awesome things in this world as do women. Get that into your masculine mind

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alright, it sounded like that's what you were trying to say, I apologize.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Speaking about if it were about guys.. *points to comment* lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apology accepted :) heh.. sorry about calling you stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's aight, I probably deserved from some stupid thing I never got blamed for

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Finally good to see men and women get along :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Steven Hawking

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Men are better.period.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We are equal see no point in fighting over gender .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We are equal see no point in fighting over gender .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That doesn't make sense. If simply being female made you a billion times smarter than anyone else on earth, then, you can see the problem, there are 3+ billion females. Furthermore, it's sexist, which isn't funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uhm, its a joke. im sure you are aware of that though. But it's funny. You have to admit if this post were the same thing only about guys being smarter then you'd probably laugh. right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"It's a joke" does not qualify as an excuse. The logic of the joke is completely nonsensical. No matter how the joke is reworded, I wouldn't think it was funny. I'm not being a hardass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/mobile/237146 Let's see how much voted down this gets. Then we will see who the sexist bitches are now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Explain to me why every great invention was a man's invention.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, a wind shield wiper was made by a woman :P if u ask me i think thats pretty important. But you'll notice how it works so perfectly with the vehicle a man invented. Proof men and women can collaborate nicely :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dammit, I was wanting to troll this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know, I actually like you a lot. A woman who is font a feminist, sexist b*tch who believes that all men should die, yet not completely on the mans side.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

F*CK IPOD SPELL CHECK AND MY DAMN TYPOES Not "font a feminist" I meant "not a feminist"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like me a lot too. :P Who can i disagree with all the guys? they're right about a lot of things. but i still think they should see how the girls can change the world and such also :) Also. girls dont think all men should die...if they did there wouldnt be anything cute to look at :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This was a joke for blond women to men so don't change it and this website is bias because of the amour of chicks on it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now that's just not funny.I mean atleast sexist jokes that men make are funny this is just.. 'oh ok..'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-.- I'm tired of those jokes! They're not even funny. When do you guys get into your head that MEN AND WOMEN ARE EQUAL? No sex are better than the other... like I said to my little brother: your intelligence is determined by your brain, not what's between your legs. God damn it, those posts are annoying...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Luna Avril): Hahaha I love the way you put it. I said No Way to this post because it isn't good either way around. Feminism is the belief that women are equal to men, not the belief that women are better than men.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so this gets a positive rating where as the other one gets a negative rating. Talk about double standards!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I downvoted both.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The only reason men seem to have done more for the world is because women have been so suppressed by men over the ages. This isn't because women are weaker to men. It was caused by many early religions.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hope there'll be a similar to 9/11 event in Western Europe or USA, so that feminist pigs will see their countries burning!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

www.amirite.net/23746 This just proves how hypocritical people are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea I was just about to comment about that same post, saying it's obvious there are mostly women on this site

by Anonymous 13 years ago