+612 America officially recodnized Scientology as a religion a few months ago. But Germany denied Scientology religion status, saying it more closely resembled a cult. Because if anyone is capable of recodnizing a movement of power-hungry people with an insane ideology and stopping it before it gets out of hand, it's the Germans, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have to give you some credit for this one. Excellent post, sir. Well done.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks. And to any Grammer Nazis who may comment in the future, I'm sorry I misspelled "recognize" twice, but it's quite late/early and I just wanted to write down this idea before I forgot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I recognized your double misspelling, but then I recognized your apology and Morgan Freeman picture. I can't be mad at that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DAMMIT I meant "Grammar" not grammer please don't kill me!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*reluctantly puts gun back into pocket*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HOLY FGUKCAIGHRNGHIAENIGAEOEIURFVBOEUVRBO~UEBGEOAUGEAGARGUBGUOER YOU FUASOFNVAJREUIOABVEROITBVOIQERRVTIOUQBIOERBFVSPELLSHITRIGHT. just kidding.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(BreakfastF you spelled a word wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Recognized!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea, this is a well made out point, I like it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate this post. But I have to admit, it actually made me "lol" Props.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You took this from louis black, root of all evil show

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So THATS what this is from! I used to watch that show a lot and when my friend told me this joke last week, I couldn't remember.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is uncalled for, it almost sounds as if you're trying to justify Scientology

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't be so steriotypical towards Germans. The holocaust was 70 years ago, and there is a genocide going on RIGHT NOW that you've done nothing to stop.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So lets blame the Germans for what Hitler did...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The Germans let him do it. I'm part German and have a German last name btw. The country of Germany has repeatedly taken full responibility for the Holocaust. No one is more contrite then them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm part German as well, but this is something that happened over 60 years ago. You can't blame the Germans of today for things that happened that long ago.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats why it's a joke. I agree with you, but in a joke not everything needs to be exactly right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a joke? I'm sorry. I didn't catch on. I guess sarcasm is somewhat difficult to pick up on over the internet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People still blame all whites for slavery. They blame Japan for the bombing of pearl harbor and Americans for the atomic bomb, trust me. Germans are not the only ones remebered for the acts of their ancestors.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So why Germany? each country has had power hungry fools (Napoleon, unnamable Russian Czars, certain Taliban officials, etc.), Hitler was just more successful

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hitler wasn't even German, he was Austrian. Also, how were the Germans supposed to stop Hitler from doing what he did? Any rebellion would have been crushed, and the people who were a part of the rebellion would've been killed. Hitler was also able to take control of the German people by stabilizing the economy, since they were almost a third world country after WWI and Hitler brought them back as a world power. Political leaders are able to corrupt the minds of an entire nation through propaganda. Even America has done this, when they forced a large percent of the Japanese population into internment after the bombing of pearl harbor. You cant blame an entire country for something caused by only a few of its citizens.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

JESUS CHRIST! Its a joke guys, why do half of the people on here have no sense of humour?! Do you just stalk the sites for jokes to ruin?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats becaus. If you be a sciencetologist then you will be go to heLL cause you worship the devil. Go germuny!!!! Get rod of cult idiots!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is steriotypical against Germans. Why blame a whole country for something one person did? Not many people that were around then are still around, so it has nothing to do with them really. Scientology is a cult, it's not a real religion. It did take countries that long for people to recognize it as a religion, I don't think it should've been recognized at all. Have you not seen the documentaries of the people that broke out of scientology? They're lives were being stalked by scientologists and they received death threats. What sort of a religion is that? (btw, I'm not German or anything.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not saying I'm offended by this, i actually find it quite funny, but people should get over German stereotypes related to Hitler and Nazis. If someone is German and others know it, people will make jokes (or even be completely serious) about them being a Nazi. I'd rather be called a beer-drinking, pretzel-eating, schnitzel-lover than a Nazi. And I'd also like to point out that even though Russia has gone through something very similar to the Holocaust, you never hear people saying "Oh, you're Russian? Well, i don't like communism, what're you gonna do, put me in a gulag?" I just think that people shouldn't call Germans Nazis, because it actually is quite offensive to most people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oooh. You went there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am actually German and living there and this post was really awesome. Plus, I wasn't offended by it, we do remember our past which is why we learned from it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IT WAS A JOKE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago