+780 They obviously named the Orange before the Carrot, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

An Orange Is actually Naturally Green, American Farmers Specially breed them to be Orange.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a quote from a comedian.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Demetri Martin!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My face right now: http://kiwinerd.org/images/smiley32.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Long pointies? :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The color orange was named after the fruit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Carot is named after carotene

by Anonymous 13 years ago

exactly

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude...give credit to comedians who you steal from And use the search bar, honestly

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Carrots were actually white, dutch carrots were orange, and considered to be more desirable so they overtook the whole market.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

everyone, the OP is an asshole for not saying this: THIS IS DEMETRI MARTIN'S JOKE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually carrots were originally purple and they got whiter the longer they grew. The House of Orange decided they wanted all carrots to be orange in honour of themselves. So farmers were forced to breed them orange

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DEMIRIS JOKE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Demetri Martin. Shit long pointies?

by Anonymous 13 years ago