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I just popped my G-string while fingering a minor. I think I need to fix my violin now, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Sometimes I make my broken G strings from my violin into jewelry. Because it's fun to tell people that I'm wearing a G string, and then ask if they'd like to see it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
what do you do with the other strings?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I usually change my strings before they actually break, so I typically tuck the old ones back into my case to use in emergencies.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh my. I was only like glancing at this when I first read it... so it came out: "I just pooped my g-string while fingering my mirror. I think I need to fix my violin now."
... And I was like, "WTF?!?!?" NOW it makes more sense... Haha.
by Anonymous13 years ago
hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha i did the exact same thing.
by Anonymous13 years ago
At first I was startled...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Thanks for stealing this from me, which I posted like 3 days ago. I really appreciate it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
if he searched he wouldnt have found your because you said "guitar" not, "violin". but, yeah, it still sucks for you. sorry
by Anonymous13 years ago
lol yeah i know. thanks anyways.
by Anonymous13 years ago
woah I'm sorry! i heard this joke a long time ago (violin camp haha) , and i searched for it, and it wasn't there. I'm sorry, I didnt know :p
by Anonymous13 years ago
The violin's fine. you just need a new string is all
by Anonymous13 years ago
Good day to you, Mr. Can't Understand the Simplest Innuendos.
by Anonymous13 years ago
The automated ads on the side totally misinterpreted this, too. Instead of trying to get my string instrument repair stuff from a certain place, they are selling me lingerie. With pictures.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I knew it was going to be a joke about an instrument =D People and their dirty minds... hahaha
by Anonymous13 years ago
A kid brought his violin to math class one time and we were all asking him about it and our teacher was trying to play it. When someone asked how often he practiced he said "Well, I haven't in a while because I broke my G-string." He didn't even realize what that sounded like, until everyone started laughing. It was the best math class ever. LoL!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Stolen from MLIA
by Anonymous13 years ago
i love this post!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Saw this one on MLIA ad few days ago.
by Anonymous13 years ago
HAAH. At first i was like. um.. WHAT ?
by Anonymous13 years ago
This is an OLD mlia.
by Anonymous13 years ago
My school's music teacher said this as a joke to someone that broke their Violin's G-string
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's not an old MLIA or anything. It's an old one from bash.org..It's one of the top 100 or 200 posts on bash.
by Anonymous13 years ago
At first I was like "This is so not appropriate."
Lol we are all so corrupt. ;D
by Anonymous13 years ago
ugh those minors tend to have a negative effect on our instruments dont they??? lol... pluck an a i broke my g string again!!! or my favourite... my g string slipped and i had to shift to third position for the whole performance... another...does anyone have any tweezers my dampit went too far into the f hole.
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