-269 No matter what every time you go to a book store you have to use the restroom, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's always right when you sit in the comfy chairs with your book and coffee too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read that as "your book and soup, too" and I was like "wtf why do you have soup at a book store?" but then I realized I read your username.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

More specifically, I have to poop. Must be the smell.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Only after I'm in the adult section...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, a bookstore is the only place I can shit on a Twilight book without having to buy it first, but I get strange looks if I do it in the aisle.

by Anonymous 12 years ago