-1,929 A woman asked a genie to make her a billion times smarter than any woman on earth, so the genie turned her into a man, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

See, it's ok for a woman to say this the other way.... but not a man. Double standards ftw

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ikr? more like FTL lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Icey stole this from another amirite :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know. There's an amirite like this on the homepage but man/woman reversed. I love how double standards work here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this site is ninety percent girls who can't take a joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No you dumbass, women aren't on the internet except for Facebook.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hmmm I gotta ask, what does that make me then? This is too much for my women mind

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well honestly it was a bit stupid to post this right after the other one. It's practically a repeat and I voted it down just for that reason. If you wanted to test your theory you should have waited at least a few weeks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It wasn't stupid.He said in the comments of the other post that's he's gonna make the exact same post against women and it's gonna be voted down to prove to those girl there that they laughed at the joke only because it's against men and not because it's funny.So far he's right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes I understand why he would make the post. I think it's stupid that it was posted the day after the other one, because now it's basically just a repeat and some people will vote it down just for that reason.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

now children, simmer down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice one a woman can say this and it's the funniest joke ever but if a guy says it's like OMG SEXIST.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha I think its funny, and true:p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i voted this one AND the other one up. i am a girl who can take a joke. i'm nearly as rare as a unicorn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and humble too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its the truth. A girl who can take a joke regarding gender.. is very rare. Theres no arrogance about it if its true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually there are a lot of things you can say that (even if they're true) are going to make you sound arrogant

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I voted them both down because neither was funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

STFU women don't exist on the internet WITH ONE EXCEPTION: Facebook.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

was that supposed to be funny or something? You are such a fag lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Couldn't you just stop posting sexist jokes? They're not funny. And yes, I'm talking to both guys and girls here. I'm no hypocrite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now lets talk about when women drive. Cause i have 3 sisters and im telling you.. they dont even know how they got half the dents on their cars.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha I love how you brought that up here

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahah we rrall can't drive! My three brothers passed their test the first time....I did not:p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha theres always next time... and the time after that... :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh I got it, fourth time was a charm:p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you ever think that maybe you, individually, just aren't as good a driver, rather that blame women in general;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha I've considered that, but I don't know any good women drivers,not one!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This says more about the type of people you know than women drivers in general.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha don't worry I don't know all the women in my state, but the roads suck when women are on them, when theirs too many of us on the road an accident is bound to happen, you could try to blame it on my state if you want.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha not all girls are bad drivers. but i would say 70% of them have gotten in a fender bender at one point or another while the number drops to 40% for guys.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I drive regularly for work and I drive better than most of the men I work with. I get that you're trying to prove that you can take a joke, but really, dissing your own gender isn't helping. It just makes you look like you're trying too hard.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Trying too hard because i just don't give a fuck? Oh, okay.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, it's when you keep making bad sexist jokes about women that make it look like you're trying too hard (imo). I don't think either of these jokes was funny and I downvoted them both because sexism simply isn't funny. There are some jokes when told well that are funny, but most jokes like this suck.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, I'm not making jokes, just stating facts. And this post is funny to many, just because you're easily offended doesn't change that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You joked about women not being able to drive. That's not a fact. I'm not offended either, I just think it's stupid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am a master driver. Passed every test the first time as well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha good job :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yea. it was pretty radical.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hilarious

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not funny at all

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm maybe its OMG SEXIST when a man says this because there has been a history of extremely sexist men, and there still are. Soon you'll find out that women are much stronger than men; maybe not always physically, but emotionally we are definitly a lot stronger. And a real man wouldn't have posted this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love how you say that men are sexist and women are stronger than men in your comment because really, you're being wayyyy more sexist than me in this post :P So you can either: a) go back to watching Dora, or b) learn what sexism is before you say something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh those silly genies

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rude...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

stupid women. this joke should be in the positives!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fucking sexist pig

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eh. It's a repost. At least make it original, and if it's funny I'd upvote it. The joke wasn't funny the first time, however, so it's not funny now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not disagreeing with this because it's sexist, but because being turned into "a man" wouldn't make you smarter than anyone else on earth. There are already men on earth, and she asked to be smarter than them, too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually no. It says she wants to be a billion times smarter than any woman on earth. That's where the joke comes in . . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry about that. I misread.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay have fun finding a decent girl to fuck

by Anonymous 13 years ago

O_o what is going on here first of all i thought it was funny cause he (its a he right?) said he was gonna post itt anyways (im a girl so person above you arent the only unicorn but im more speical cause im a unicorndeer :) so yeah it was funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOOOOOL I fucking love how the other one gets rated up and this gets a ton more bullshit. Just goes to show how many girls get to pissy over a joke. On the other one, the girls were tellin the guys,

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's more likely it was downvoted because it's a repeat. If you wanted to test your theory, you should have waited or re-worded it. I said it before and I'll say it again: neither is funny. Not because I can't take a joke, but because they're both dumb jokes. Amirites should be able to stand on their own without us having to know the background story of another amirite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It isn't a repeat. It's just that it's SIMILAR to another one except it switches men and women.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Um, it is pretty much a repeat, you just switched around man and woman. It's the same post except reversed. And thus, it is not funny this time either!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You a boy or a girl? @368333 (JxKing52): *fist pound*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Female--and yourself? Trust me, it's not a double standard. It really is more the combination of "repost" and "it wasn't funny when it was the other way around, either" I guess I'm no fun when it comes to this sort of thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

<3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, that's not something to post on here, not very nice to some people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's nice to see that some people can make sexist jokes without using an anonymous acount. Anyways, there's definitely a double standard here. Men can't make any sexist jokes at all without it being shoved down their throats. But girls can say anything, no matter how funny, and have it in the positives.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lolz

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow,another post with the roles reversed got homepaged,but this one got voted down to hell -.- Perfect example can be seriously sexist to boys but it won't matter,if a boy says anything bad related to females,joking or not,it's sexist,wonder how that works.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At least you see my point :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha... im a girl and i thought it was pretty funny. :)))

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, woah, sexist much?

by Anonymous 12 years ago