I'd hate to be a defense lawyer for dumb cases. Like, if someone decided to sue a restaurant for a thumb being in their food, even though it's their own thumb, like, what would you do? amirite?

+277 I'd hate to be a defense lawyer for dumb cases. Like, if someone decided to sue a restaurant for a thumb being in their food, even though it's their own thumb, like, what would you do? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lawyers don't have to agree/disagree with the case, as long as they have more of a "show" then the other lawyer, they're set.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That and as long as whoever you are defending is giving you money who cares

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lots a lawyers don't get money unless they win the case.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Didn't this actually happen at a Wendy's?! I think here in Houston it did. xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"If the gloves don't fit, you must acquit!" Haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you can afford it don't take the case

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apparently, lawyers will occasionally get assigned to a criminal by the government that they are legally required to defend. This happened to my dad and he got stuck with a crazy woman who obviously guilty, and he wasn't sure what to do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago