+472 Hooters should make a delivery service and call it Knockers, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would apply!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I accept applications, but you have to be Hooters acceptable. So... we have to see you naked, and we need pictures of naked children. I know you have plenty of those.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do have plenty!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good news. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How did I know this was written by a guy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because guys are perverts, and I'm a super pervert/pedophile.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well at least you're honest.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Honesty is the number one thing when trying to get into a newborns diaper.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...the fuck?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've said too much. Goodbye, this conversation never took place.

by Anonymous 13 years ago