Omg the name made me die laughing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thank you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my lil croissant. put a lil cheese on my lil croissant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My Name is dah-rell it's spelled like darell but pronounced dah-rell! So listen...umm..can I have your number? Can I have it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Work that updo!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER? CAN I HAVE IT? CAN I HAN I HAVE IT? GRACE KELLY GRACE KELLY

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha I love that!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So listen... CAN I HAVE IT?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where your boyfriend at? Is he buying you refreshments? Is he tall? Is he dark? Hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can I have your numbah? Can I have it? Can I have it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girl, the back of yo head is RIDIKILOUS!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Victoria_Marie):lol!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yvonne is german for god is watching lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn. DAMN! OH DAMN! Ok, ok, ok. Ahem. ‘Scume ca’I talk to yo fo a minute? ESCUME ca’I TALK TO YOU FO A MINUTE? Uhh, yeah, whats up? Uhh, yeah, uhh, my name Darrell, its spelled like Darrell but it’s pronounced Duh-RELL. Uhh, yeah, I just wanna let you know the back of your head IS RIDICALUS! Uhh, thanks. Yeah, you are WELCOME. Where’s your boyfriend? Oh my, wha—uh, who? Your boyfriend! Where your boyfriend at? Is he getting’ you refreshments? Is he tall? Is he gettin’ you Mike n Ikes? Oh, you like Mike n Ikes? Is he hefty? Is he comin’ back? Where your boyfriend? Where you boyfriend at? Where your boyfriend? Oh—uh I don’t, I don’t have a boyfriend. Oh you DON’T? Oh you DON’T have a boyfriend? Oh ok, ok, ok, dats coo, yeah. So LISTEN, umm, I was wonderin’, can I have yo numba? Can I have yo numba? No, I-I-I don’t give out my number…in theaters, where I’m about to watch a movie. Ohhh, oh ok, ok, dats coo, dats coo, I get it, you know. Yo...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You-You all into ponderin’ like cinemas n make believes n celluloids. Yeah, yeah ok, ok, me too, me too, ok, yeah, yeah, I respect that. Yeah, keep doin’ your thing Miss Shallot. Miss Gene Shallot. Yeah, yeah that’s cute. WHAT’S YOUR NAME DELICATE? OHH! OHH! Umm..Yvonne. OH YVONNE? AW DAMN! HOLD UP! THAT’S A FRENCH *** NAME YVONNE! Yeah my lil croissant. Lil cheese, on my croissant. YEAH, mmmm! So LISTEN, Ca’I have yo numba? Could I have yo numba? Look, this is my day off and I just want to watch this movie…alone. I’m sorry. Oh ok, ok, no I get it, I get it. I respect that. ... So I can’t have it?? Uhh, no I just don’t give it out. OOOOOOHHHH, ok, ok, I get it, I get it. Ok, you uhh, you bein’ all selective ‘cause you got a PONYTAIL. RIGHT? RIGHT? You think a lotta men cant handle the REGALNESS of a UP DO, right? Right? You all like Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly. No, no I’m not being anything because I have a ponytail. Oh, Yvonne, Yvonne, Y...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, Yvonne, Yvonne, Yvonne, Yvonne, Girl. Yvonne, Yvonne. Don’t be insecure girl. OWN that ponytail! WORK that up do! OK, I will. Aw damn, you kinda sexy when you take my advice, girl, I like that. Yeah, I like that, yeah. So, uh, so listen, CA’I HAVE YO NUMBA? Could I have it? Could I have it? Could I please receive the secret code that if entered telephonically it will pass me through to you which means it will be your beautiful *** numba? No, no. Could I have it? No come on could I have it? Can I have it? Could I have it? Can I? Can I? Can I have it? Ca’I have it? [Sniff, sniff] Can I have it? No, no, the previews are about to start and I-I just want to ponder them…alone, so, but thanks anyway. Oh, ok, ok alright, dats coo, dats coo, no, no, I get it, you know. You wanna like, you know, go through the all the intricacies of cinema. Ok. Ok. Yeah, so you, you know, keep-you keep doin’ your thing. You know, keep doin your thing. Yvonne Shallot, Yvonne Shallot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My little brie, yeah, ok bye. Alright, alright. I will miss you, though, will miss you. Alright you enjoy your day girl, alright? Take care. Alright. I luh you…

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just thought I'd share that :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHAT'S YO NAME DELICATE Favorite part lmfao

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my favorite part is where he keeps repeating the words grace kelly(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL. I LOVE THAT SKIT.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can I have the ten digit code that will patch me through telephonically to your beautiful ass number!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My favorite part is all of it :D the second one isn't as funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago