+308 Why doesn't Spiderman eat bugs, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because Spiderman doesn't want to eat over 12,351 insects to make him feel full.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is called "cannibalism", my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe because he's not an actual spider...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you forget about the "man" at the end of his name? That's like saying, "Why can't spider monkeys spin webs?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago