+195 You've accidentally fell asleep with gum in your mouth before, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I bite down on it before I pass out, it usually doesn't go anywhere.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Better than winding up in your hair.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And when I wake up, it's in my hair.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

fallen*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought this said, "You've fallen asleep with a gun in your mouth before, amirite?" and was then horrified when I saw how many YYAs there were. ono

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, and neither have I used a verb conjugated in the indicative tense in place of a past participle.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've fallen asleep on the couch with gum in my mouth before, and it somehow ended up in my armpit

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's talent.

by Anonymous 12 years ago