+543 I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I got so much tartar on me teeth, i don't have to dip my fishsticks in shit!" Mitch hedberg is god

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeahhh mr. hedberg. a severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Story of my life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

R.I.P., Mitch! Man, he was hilarious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is a hippo a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

" A dog is forever in the push- up position" -Mitch Hedberg was a genius!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago