If Obama made it rain cookies, Fox News would just bitch about how they didn't get any milk. Obama cures cancer, "What took him so fucking long?" If Obama somehow wins in Afganistan, conservatives would just act like it never happened.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If Obama saved the life of Limbaugh, Conservatives would say "it wasn't worth saving. Why are you wasting time instead of doing your job as president?."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol that's completely true. If he saved the Earth from a giant meteor, conservatives would say that he was stealing jobs from superheroes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or say "God was just helping the Muslim".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Terrorists put a bomb inside the Statue of Liberty. They will detonate it unless Obama can guess the right number between one and one hundred. If Obama guessed right, conservatives would say that he cheated and demand a do over.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or they consider him to be working with the Terrorists and say they would no longer acknowledge him as president. Which is stupid; You can't threaten to not cooperate with the Obama administration for the second half of his term, if you weren't cooperating with him to begin with.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When a conservative veteran runs for president, they say he deserves honor. When a liberal veteran runs for president, they claim that he left due to a minor injury. They don't exactly give Purple Hearts for skinning your knee.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True dat. And if we look at our last conservative President and VP, you don't exactly see much honor. Although John McCain certainly does deserve our respect for what he went through.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Agreed completely. Also, you never hear about any Fox News people who served in the military. They all went to Catholic schools paid for by their mommies and daddies. Note: I attended a Catholic school in 6th and 7th grade and did not learn one thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...lol. My parents, conservatives, grew up with NOTHING. They couldn't even afford health care, or new clothes every month, or anything. My grandfathers served in the air force. My mother is atheist. My sister is considering joining the air force. [I'm assuming by "Fox people", you mean people who watch Fox. Many people who serve the troops are Republicans. Not all, but many.]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, I was referring to the people on Fox News, not the viewers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some conservatives are like that, but no need to generalize. In fact, I'm sure SOME[some, because not ALL people in a group think exactly the same] liberals would bitch about it if Bush cured cancer, or saved the earth from a meteor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If he killed himself they'd say wow, just trying to fit another democrat in office before election, seriously though I am not a fan of him and am a republican/conservative and would just like to point out a majority of his votes came from people with no knowledge whatsoever of his policies, some still don't even know his political party, or don't care for that matter, they just say they are "obama" for political views

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think that most people know that he's a democrat, but you have a valid point. Pretty much every politician is elected by people who know nothing about the issues and their positions on them. The apathy of most Americans is astonishing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's exactly what I was thinking. Of course, the most obvious Conservatives are usually the ones making fools of themselves and the rest of us. Normal Conservatives? We wouldn't mind if Obama cured cancer. Just don't make a joke out of yourself or our Country.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well good thing he hasnt done any of that, I guess we don't have to worry about what we conservatives would do if he hasn't done ANYTHING

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You need to get your message straight. It's always either "HE'S DESTROYING AMERICA!" or "He hasn't done anything." Pick one, because those two things contradict each other. But then again, it doesn't matter which one you pick, because neither is true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@380520 (BreakfastFan): I'm sure you probably realize, kind conservative citizen, that Obama is the ONLY presidential official to make good on 90% of his election promises within his first year as President.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When did the standard of 90% change? I was under the impression that it was a 9 to 10 ratio, and not 9 to 30... Though it's probably better that he hasn't, for our country would be hopeless if he had.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not "He's destroying America!", the (rational) conservatives are saying that he's GOING to destroy America if his plans actually happen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LMFAO I like it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well i guess your right, he's just done nothing good. So we still don't have to worry about what the conservatives would do because he will only be destroying us. But you are right. He has done something. I take it back.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He hasn't done anything, because no matter what he tries to do, you conservatives bitch about it and get the idiots of the nation against him.... I have never heard of a dumber thing, where as a party people have decided to go against the leader, Conservatives are like a bunch of whiney spoiled babies, who only care about themselves, even if it means the countries people are going down hill

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Correction he's still had accomplishments dispite all this though, so he has done something*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some Conservatives may be whiny, but do you remember the Liberals during Bush? They were just as bad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Excuse me Liberals only care about themselves, all they want to do is destroy america with their selfish socialist agenda

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you kidding me? It's people like you who make people wonder if America is uniting as they stand or rather divided as they fall. Sometimes, it seems like the latter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah you conservatives are the ones that dont think people should have free healthcare-which is fucked up. wait till you are on your own and cant afford health insurance and you get hurt or sick-then have to scrape together fucking 5000 dollars for a hospital bill

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then that will be my problem. I wouldn't ask people to pay for me. If I need health care, I will pay for it myself. I'd rather be independent, tyvm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Then that will be my problem" That's easy to say now, I bet if it actually happened you'd be thinking differently.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When it happens, I won't like it. But that's life. You can't depend on other people. You have to depend on yourself. The government can't do anything right. And free health care isn't free. Freedom isn't even free.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's fine. You just made it sound like it wouldn't be that big of a problem at all. Not trying to challenge your view.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"The government can't do anything right." True; lets not go outside and walk on the sidewalks, they might crack and break dropping you into a blackhole. Why can' it be like Affrica, with everyone truely for himself. No government aid. I mean, interference. Not to mention the idea of nationwide sidewalks and roads paid through taxes is pathetic. Can you imagine paying for sidewalks that you will probably never walk on? What a socialist idea.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Where do you think the money for this "Free Healthcare" comes from? Obama's stash? Or out of thin air?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Canada may have free health care but it's sucky, they have to come to America for operations sometimes. We just have to be happy that we have people to treat health problems and that we are advanced, many countries don't even have it close to that. I hate it when people bitch and moan about how Canada has free health care, people should be fortunet for what they have :|

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if you are going to say something at least let make sense. Socialists (which are nothing like liberals) are people who believe everyone should be paid the same which in no way is a selfish or self-serving. You just contradicted yourself, you are an idiot

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you high? If not socialist then maybe communist is a more suitable word choice

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not saying communism, socialism or liberalism is good I'm simply saying that in no way are they selfish people and insulting someone by calling someone a selfish liberal is a huge oxymoron. But I'm focusing in on the little things mainly the incompetence of renegade, socialism and communism is nothing like being a liberal and why would they want to destroy the USA.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

incompetence of anonymous* sorry renegade

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't say anything about selfishness but the way Obama is balancing the economy is approaching communism

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, socialism is "selfish". spread the wealth and all that, really selfish. maybe you should learn what the term socialism means before you accuse people of supporting it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm conservative, and I find this 99.9% true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're a liar, and say untrue things 99% of the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The majority[probably all, I don't remember EVERY little thing he does] of things he does really anger me, but I'm 100% sure all conservatives will be fucking happy when he leaves office.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, we will, but that doesn't mean that we won't recognize when he does something right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When he does something right, I will be happy. If he somehow stops a meteor from destroying Earth, I will recognize that. If he makes it rain cookies, I'll be THRILLED. If he cures cancer, I will be grateful. But, until then, I am unsatisfied.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... Then why do you agree with this post? And shouldn't you be happy because you're pro-choice, and gay rights...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because a lot of the conservatives I know wouldn't be happy with anything Obama does.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Quit changing up the argument, please. You say you are unsatisfied. But aren't you? You're pro-choice, and pro-homo, so why are you unsatisfied? Now you say your friends will never be satisfied. That is different, and a generalization. You don't know. I would certainly be happy if Obama started acting like a conservative. And I guarantee the people you know would be, too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i seem to remember Jon Stewart saying this on the daily show.... be original or cite your sources

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ugh, these types of generalizations get us no where. Not all conservatives are completely and irrationally against everything that President Obama does; that's just the loud minority. There's probably a silent majority out there that are rationalists. You can't just go and say "hurr durr, conservatives so ignorant" because that's pretty hypocritical. And you can't just assume that every liberal is a rabid Obama supporter, either. It's sickening to see all these people who claim to be rational defending things he does with ad hominem attacks or "oh, so you think *you* could do better?" types of comebacks. It's okay to be critical of the President you voted for, and in fact it's a great thing you can do for your country. You want to have the best President as possible, not just a guy in a suit that made your party look good. What I'm saying is this: politic isn't black and white. It's not "us against them" all the time. Stop the pathetic mud slinging and get shit done together.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let's be honest, all you Obama lovers. 80% of you liking him is based on him being young and black. If he was old and white, you would totally hate on him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh yeah, totally. i mean my family was just like "hey, fuck voting for who we believe would best run this country, let's vote for this dude because he's black. that seems logical." guess what douchebag? not everyone is so occupied with Obama's race. some of us actually care about his policies and where he stands on issues.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh gosh! Obama and I have something in common. We're both young and black! And oh gosh, McCain is old and white! That must mean that I hate on McCain and would've totally voted for Obama, regardless of what I think of his political views. HOW LOGICAL. I'M SUCH AN INFORMED VOTER.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, for the most part I'm politically neutral. Politics are necessary, but they're way too messy for me. HOWEVER. What I don't understand is why conservatives and liberals can't agree to disagree, and realize that politics aren't just about their own personal views, but the improvement of the government. Instead of bashing or glorifying Obama, can't they do something constructive? Like, COMPROMISE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If he did something i'd be happy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd be happy if he did something I approve of. Otherwise, why should I be happy he's doing stuff I don't like?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You guys have to remember that their are two types of conservitaves. 1.) the talk radio Fox News lovin' Muslim and Obama hating kinds 2.) the ones who actually pay attention to what's going on and pay attention to the facts. I'm conservative and I hate it when people stereotype us as #1 :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys, this isn't true. I mean, he has to die someday; that's got to count for something positive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago