+431 When the waiter tells you all the specials of the night, it's actually pretty difficult to comprehend what they're saying since all you're thinking is, "I never knew a person could talk that fast!!" or, "How the hell do they remember all of that?!?" Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And your server is thinking, "I can't believe they make me say this stupid shit"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am a server, and even I wonder how some of them remember so much.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you just think "i'm not even listening to what you're saying because I already know what I want... sorry you have to keep talking" and just nod every once in a while so you look like you're paying attention.

by Anonymous 12 years ago