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Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hahahaha YES
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nice Penis. Sorry about the STD
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nice STD. Sorry about the pregnancy.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nice pregnancy. Sorry about Child Care.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nice Child Care. Sorry about the crazed baby-killed maniac, and the price of a child's funeral nowadays.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nice funeral bill, sorry about the divorce.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nice divorce. Sorry about you losing the house and car because the judge was a woman and sided with your wife.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nice chain. Sorry about the c-c-c-combo breaker!
by Anonymous13 years ago
i dont get it
by Anonymous13 years ago
same here :/
by Anonymous13 years ago
it's because when guys have big cars it's usually to make up for something they're lacking
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don't get it. Is it supposed to be a joke about the recent decrease in virility among men that has been linked to pollution?
by Anonymous13 years ago
To dumb it down for you. Usually the bigger your car, the smaller your dick.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh haha, thanks.
by Anonymous13 years ago
The smaller your car the bigger your penis?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh, I was wondering why I am only able to drive golf carts! It must be anatomically impossible for me to drive anything else!
by Anonymous13 years ago
I drive a smart car. Those are just a bit smaller than golf carts
by Anonymous13 years ago
Except Asians?
by Anonymous13 years ago
If a smaller car equals a bigger dick, then do little kids who ride in those very small play cars have huge dicks? Or is the size of your body factored in?
by Anonymous13 years ago
(myprofile):I was about to comment about the size of my car. Then I remembered I'm a girl...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nice monster-truck. Sorry about your... wait... where the hell did it go?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Does this mean all girls should drive monster-trucks/
by Anonymous13 years ago
Does this mean all girls who drive smart cars have large penises? No, because I didn't say that monster truck drivers were girls. I just said that monster truck drivers have microscopic penises, which isn't the same as non-existent.
by Anonymous13 years ago
...It was a joke.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm a monster truck driver, and what is this?
by Anonymous13 years ago
ALLLLL the women don't get it! XDDD
by Anonymous13 years ago
Wtf? Are you dumb. Yes we get it
by Anonymous13 years ago
i like that the same number is up on your comment as is down on his
by Anonymous13 years ago
Uhh i'm a girl and i LOL'ed when i read this!
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's just that women don't usually understand the man's anatomy
by Anonymous13 years ago
If we don't understand it, stop asking us to suck it on the first date.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Now THAT'S not right. Not all men are like that.
by Anonymous13 years ago
And not all women are incompetent enough to misunderstand a "big car = tiny penis" joke.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well, it's a very little known joke to all the women I meet. I wasn't implying that it was just the women on here. I was referring to all the women I know.
by Anonymous13 years ago
You must know some stupid ass women.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Whats a penis :D?
by Anonymous13 years ago
hey, I wouldn't be saying anything while half of the male population can't seem to find the G-spot or the clit.
just pointing that out there....
by Anonymous13 years ago
I think we all know what a penis is. It's really not that big of a mystery.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Ignore that kid he's probably about twelve and doesn't know what it is
by Anonymous13 years ago
hahahaha nice one. :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
that joke got so old after...oh wait it was never funny
by Anonymous13 years ago
I GUESS YOU'RE A LITTLE RICH?
by Anonymous13 years ago
hahahaha
by Anonymous13 years ago
@391243: your penis is probably small.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yours is smaller. Yours is so small, you could fuck a cheerio!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Boo Ross... I thought you were a little more creative than that. Like, "Your penis is so small, you have to do it doggie with an ant" or or "Your penis is so small, girls use it as a tooth pick" or SOMETHING. That was weak, bro-deo. Bro-ss. Bro-ssman due. Take that weak shit home!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Bro-ssauce!
by Anonymous13 years ago
awkward... my dad has a hummer...... ew
by Anonymous13 years ago
well.... I mean... if you're here.... then I guess it can't be THAT bad of a problem....
by Anonymous13 years ago
Adoption is an option.
by Anonymous13 years ago
That rhymes so it automatically means it's true
by Anonymous13 years ago
What a STUPID POTD :[
by Anonymous13 years ago
What a STUPID COMMENT :[
by Anonymous13 years ago
What a STUPID name :[
by Anonymous13 years ago
What a STUPID responce
by Anonymous13 years ago
What a STUPID way to make a comment on this post.
by Anonymous13 years ago
What a STUPID reason to reply
by Anonymous13 years ago
What a STUPID response to keep the conversation going.
by Anonymous13 years ago
What a STUPID response response to keep this conversation going
by Anonymous13 years ago
What a STUPID way to end a conversation
by Anonymous13 years ago
What a STUPID fail at trying to end this
by Anonymous13 years ago
What a STUPID attempt to carry it on
by Anonymous13 years ago
What a STUPID way to try to carry it on even further
by Anonymous13 years ago
What a STUPID person i am
by Anonymous13 years ago
WHAT A STUPID COMBO BREAKER!
by Anonymous13 years ago
That wasn't exactly a combo breaker, as it started in "What a stupid--"
I broke it, bitch.
by Anonymous13 years ago
One: you're doing it wrong! Two:It's over so you failed.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Touche.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Response**
by Anonymous13 years ago
What is this fuckery?
by Anonymous13 years ago
fuckery
by Anonymous13 years ago
This logic is flawed. Have you seen how small Asians' cars are?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I drive a durango :(
by Anonymous13 years ago
Sorry about your penis, then.
by Anonymous13 years ago
No need to be anonymous. I'm aware of my baby sized penis.
by Anonymous13 years ago
My mom's boyfriend recently bought this huge-ass hummer.
He has been so cocky about it. He almost ran over a dude crossing the road just so he could act "cool"
by Anonymous13 years ago
Haha, cocky.
by Anonymous13 years ago
What would we do without penis humour.
by Anonymous13 years ago
tell him this isn't a video game you can't jhust run people over
by Anonymous13 years ago
At first I thought this was about Justin Bieber.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Why would it be about Justin Bieber?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Girls don't have penises.
by Anonymous13 years ago
More like super gay
by Anonymous13 years ago
(Super troll): They don't!?
by Anonymous13 years ago
everyone knows that their balls are INSIDE the vagina.
duh...
oh, hey wait a minute!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
At first I thought you were fun- oh. Just kidding. You were never funny, I must have mistaken you for someone with a life.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm actually a fan of Justin's. You can accuse me of that, even though you dont know me.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I want this bumper sticker!
by Anonymous13 years ago
My dad collects little toy cars. Does this mean... D: Ew.
by Anonymous13 years ago
he mightr have a huge dick
by Anonymous13 years ago
BRILLIANT!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Some women would rather use the electric cars. If you get what I'm sayin'.
by Anonymous13 years ago
O.o I thought this said hammer for a minute there
by Anonymous13 years ago
Ouch.
by Anonymous13 years ago
But what about the people who drive monster trucks? Or tank operators?
Oh shit...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Wow, I think this is the 5th time I've seen a POTD by BreakfastFan
by Anonymous13 years ago
Only the 5th? Welcome to amirite, newcomer
by Anonymous13 years ago
Maybe it's because his posts are good!
Nah, that can't be it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Moped
by Anonymous13 years ago
I have now acquired a fear of clowns >_<
by Anonymous13 years ago
I can't wait to say this to the douchebags on campus who drive Hummers and the like.
Porshes work too.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Porsches*
by Anonymous13 years ago
my bad
by Anonymous13 years ago
I walk.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well, the ground is pretty big...
by Anonymous13 years ago
I drive a segway
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah, but if you drive one, no matter how big your dick is, you're still not getting laid.
by Anonymous13 years ago
So if my new boyfriend drives a limo...hold on, I need to make a phonecall.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I drive a horse.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Your sexual partner has disconnected.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm on a horse.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm riding a horse backwards.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Penis.
by Anonymous13 years ago
i drive a prius, more miles per gallon.
by Anonymous13 years ago
The plural of prius is prii.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I bet you I'll have to type that in a few seconds.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Not gonna lie, this took me a while to understand. lol
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm not saying you're gay if you don't drive a Hummer, but if you don't, you probably like to pleasure other men.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm a clown. I drive a miniature clown bike...
by Anonymous13 years ago
If someone somehow managed to drive a penis, then what?
by Anonymous13 years ago
3/4 of the men in my family drive a truck and a small car...paradox or middle ground?
by Anonymous13 years ago
My dad has 3 cars of varying sizes. Does that mean he has three dicks that are all different lengths?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yes,yes it does. Are you proud?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I refuse to give it any further thought.
by Anonymous13 years ago
>implying everyone who drives a hummer has a small dick
by Anonymous13 years ago
I guess guys with those tiny smart cars...have something to be proud of. XD
by Anonymous13 years ago
Guys, I ride an elephant to school
by Anonymous13 years ago
I drive an automobile.
by Anonymous13 years ago
When I first read this post, I was friends with this guy who owned a Hummer and I always wondered if this was true. Just recently, things happened between me and him. Let me just say...YYA
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