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absolutely anything in the world can legitimately be used as a weapon. amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://ctrlv.in/65682
by Anonymous12 years ago
A blade of grass?
by Anonymous12 years ago
If a piece of grass was flying at category 4 or 5 hurricane speed and around 300 miles per hour, then YES, grass can kill you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's not really being used as a weapon if a hurricane's doing it though, right?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I find it hard to believe that a blade of grass can be accelerated to 300 mph while retaining a threatening shape. Also, in that situation, it wouldn't be the grass that you should be worried about...
by Anonymous12 years ago
You could dip it in poison and make somone eat it? I don't know, it was the first thing that came into my mind.
by Anonymous12 years ago
But the grass isn't the weapon, the poison is. That's like saying 'anything can be used as a weapon.. as long as you weaponize it.'
by Anonymous12 years ago
They still die.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I know, but I didn't think that was the point of the post. I voted both your comment and the post up, I'm just playing devil's advocate.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hey, as long as they die everybody wins. Minus the person who died.......
by Anonymous12 years ago
Make it flutter in the wind so the unsuspecting victim joyfully chases it. Little do they know, as they're looking up at the blade of grass, that in 3 seconds they will fall off a cliff and plummet to their death.
Does that count as it being a weapon?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well it's definitely the closest anyone has come. XD But I don't think so, the fall kills them, the grass is a secondary thing which you could replace with nearly anything.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm gonna kill you with cheese lol.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Shove it down someone’s throat that is unaware how to do the Heimlich Maneuver, and they’ll die in about 5 minutes.
by Anonymous12 years ago
A single speck of dirt?
by Anonymous12 years ago
If it got in someone's eye, on purpose seeing as it's a weapon, and they were on a tall building, and got so distracted that they fell off?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Very true
by Anonymous12 years ago
When I was little me and my siblings would play a game like this. We would each state an object, then see who could come up with the best way to use it to kill.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's quite the interesting childhood game...are any of you murderers yet?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well, if we are, we obviously got away with it seeing as none of us are in jail, or dead. So I really can’t answer yes to your question in case any government officials, police, or someone who needs money and wants to turn us in to collect the bounty, were to read this. Sorry. Also yes, it was a very interesting childhood game.
by Anonymous12 years ago
haha I played that too! :D
by Anonymous12 years ago
To quote an article on cracked. I'll just have to BEAT THEM WITH THEIR OWN KIIIIIIIIND.
by Anonymous12 years ago
A piece of paper.
Me: Oh no! A rapist is chasing me! I'll just roll this piece of paper into a ball! *throws at rapist! Haha! Take that bitch!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ok, so the rapist is chasing you. You should run to a gas station, put in money then squirt gasoline on him. Then light that piece of paper on fire, throw it at him, and watch him burn.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or use Incendio. Duh.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or Avada Kedavra. It's much quicker.
by Anonymous12 years ago
NO BODY, AND I MEAN NO BODY, CORRECTS ME
by Anonymous12 years ago
So I'm the first to? Yes! How many points is that?
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's one Voldy point. 99 more, and you get a free horcrux.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Deal. But how do I get points?
by Anonymous12 years ago
An illegitimate child?
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's an easy one. So you find a rabid animal, get it to bite the child, have the child bite other people so they get rabies too. Lock them all up so they can't get any treatment. After a x number of months they will all die. Also you could brain wash the child and tell it to kill people, that way you don't have to get your hands dirty.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I feel like this is just an invitation to see just how twisted the amirite community can be.
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