If my penis was the shape of a slinky that got part of itself caught on another part of itself, you wouldn't want to have sex with me, amirite?

+199 If my penis was the shape of a slinky that got part of itself caught on another part of itself, you wouldn't want to have sex with me, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF >:D!!!!!.....and you're right. NO :-|

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wouldn't it hurt for you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pig's penis. Shaped like a corkscrew.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ug, my groin started hurting just reading this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago