Jack ain't black, and Barry ain't white, amirite?

Betty is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

bo burnham is a lyrical genius

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He'll blow your mind.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, how long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor. That's my favorite part in all of his songs... haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If Kim is half as old as Bobby, who is 2 years older than 12 year old Tori, for how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape? :]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees. :) haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do drugs in the bedroom lie on your back, cause i gots the pipe and you gots the crack.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

walkin through the garden with food at my feet. picked up the celery but dropped the beet ... and then I picked it up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

walkin through the garden with food at my feet. picked up the celery but dropped the beet ... and then I picked it up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I saw this and right away I was like "BO. BO FREAKING BURNHAM." xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I LOVE BO BURNHAM

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like his piano/ keyboard songs better than his guitar songs

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I fucking hate when people steal bo's lyrics. I love bo though, in fact I'm wearing a bo burnham shirt right now

by Anonymous 13 years ago