+209 Farts are just butt sneezes, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This reminds me of the time my little sister got mad at me and actually called me that. She was like, "you're a butt sneeze!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Butt trumpet! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAdx8bQKJX0

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, they're like burps.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually sneezes are just face farts

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So I'm assuming shitting is butt vomit?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There is generally snot involved in a sneeze... If something comes out everytime you fart, then you should probably see a doctor...

by Anonymous 12 years ago