+178 There are so many things that seem like they require three hands/arms, it's almost like God gave us two just so he could watch us fail at a lot of everyday tasks, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh lord no. The number of "One man bands" would double.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol nice

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe humans always want more.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'd probably end up doing the exact same stuff i do now, but i could masturbate simultaneously.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If we only had one arm we'd always want two. If we had three we'd always want four. And in Hindu their gods have six arms, so maybe its to separate us from the gods. But I'm sure whichever God you are thinking of enjoys watching us struggle with our two little arms.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT. I'm glad someone else thought of it, too, though :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know what they say about great minds... They're always thinkin' alike :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I met a boy with no arms or legs- he was literally a torso, a head and stumps, maybe we should just try and [as cheesy as it sounds] be grateful for gods sake.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

way to overreact to a simple joke. i salute you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago