If Smurfette is the only female smurf, and there were a lot of smurfs that makes her a slut amirite?

+540 If Smurfette is the only female smurf, and there were a lot of smurfs that makes her a slut amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL it's not like she has to sleep with everyone

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There was an episode of robot chicken like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This has been discussed in Donnie Darko. Smurfs are asexual, they don't have parts to do that with Smurfette.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love Donnie Darko.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That clears SO many things up...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So where the hell do they all come from? o_O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Budding, or fragmentation, or parthenogenesis, etc.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's very enlightening.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*sigh* Damn it, Donnie! Why you gotta get all smart on us?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YES! I made that comment just so someone could post that reply

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always thought she was with the old guy. Therefore, I always thought the old guy was so creepy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank god I watched Donnie Darko yesterday. I don't worry about this stuff anymore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I swear there was a nerdy Smurfette and a little girl Smurfette.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She's a spy!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, but the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her!

by Anonymous 13 years ago