+420 You know you're a big deal when you have many leather-bound books and your apartment smells of rich mahogony, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And when you have a dog that can eat a whole wheel of cheese and then poop in the refrigerator.. But it's ok because you aren't mad, you're impressed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it sucks when some asshole on a bike kicks your little gentleman off a bridge, trapping you in a glass case of emotion :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Too bad my apartment only smells of poor mahogany :( I guess I am not that big of a deal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aaah you made an anchorman reference, i'm going to have to favourite this now

by Anonymous 13 years ago