+537 Advice: When you speak ill of your masters, be sure that a lamp or wall is easily accessible, so that you can punish yourself without delay, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just read that last night. So weird that I read this today.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just read this, like, two hours ago. Weird.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you're serious, you win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously. So... what's my prize?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I put this post in queue for the home page. http://www.amirite.net/268242

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, thanks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol bet you weren`t expecting a prize.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was expecting, like, a cookie, or something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, this is funny, but seriously, the people pretending to be characters are becoming a bit *dramatic music* cliche...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree, Pedo_Bear was funny, but now it's getting out of hand.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Indeed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BAD DOBBY!!!! DOBBY HAS SPOKEN ILL OF HIS MASTER... *hits self with lamp* OW! OW! OW!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Draco's real father <3AVPS

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NO! DOBBY IS A FREE ELF.

by Anonymous 13 years ago