+298 Your love is NOT real if you need to consult a love calculator, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thank you for making a post on a controversial issue. The vast majority of Americans are taking love calculators seriously and it's time they stop.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sally used the calculator 6 months ago. It told her that Jonh was a bad match, but she didn't listen. Now he's left her at the alter. If you want to find true love get the love calculator now! Those commercials are so pathetic , and anyone who believes them deserves a swift kick in the ass.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Seriously. And anyone who leaves you at the altar is just a dick. It doesn't matter whether or not your compatible with that person or not.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Anyone else think of Red from That '70s Show? You know, "swift kick in the ass"?

by Anonymous 12 years ago