+667 The worst possible thing you could ever say to a girl is, "Don't cry... You look fat when you cry.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is worse to tell a guy over 18 (fully evolved) that his penis is small. You can't do anything about that size but you could always work out -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about this little refresher? *Boyfriend of 7 months* "You know, you've never told me that I was pretty." "Well... you know.... you're alright." I have never gotten over that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ouch. you shouldve punched him in the balls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did, eventually. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

good for you, dude sounds like a douche.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He deserves it. *coming from a guy who has experienced the pain numerous times*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So? He dated you on personality alone. That is a good thing, but he should've been a little less callous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess you could say that. He kept sniping about my appearance in public company, though. "There's a reason I kiss her with my eyes closed! Hahaha."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, that's a bit over the top.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NO, I could tell you I didn't love you after 15 years of happy marriage ...and that you were my third choice...and I F'd your mother...and sister the night before our wedding. That would be horrible

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was just about to suggest something like that...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No one cares mexican

by Anonymous 13 years ago

said the other mexican

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm American dammit...lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As am I, and hardly anyone thinks I'm of Mexican descent when they look at me, but you scream latino. haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay I am mexican. But I have spanish roots

by Anonymous 13 years ago

like you said, nobody cares, you are labeled as mexican.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They'll care when I'm their boss

by Anonymous 13 years ago

are we staging a takeover of the country as we speak or something?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes. I just need to wait for more mexicans to be legal so that I can run for president

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have my vote.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How about, "Prepare to die"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

More like, "Bitch, I killed all of your loved ones, now i'm going to rape you and slowly kill you"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, I remember this on Comedy Central Presents. I loved the guy, but now I cant remember who it was! Pete Long?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, Pete Lee! Ah, I love him! Passive-agressive's FTW!

by Anonymous 13 years ago