+198 Mayonnaise is an instrument, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And so is horse radish.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SOMEONE gets me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How could I not? We bith wear diapers!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Diapers are amazing!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And you've been putting your own diapers on for almost a year! - your own quote from "rock-a-bye bivalve"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes. And by now I have LOADS of experience.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love u

by Anonymous 13 years ago

<3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, I've been playing the mayonnaise ever since i was a little boy! I'm currently in my school's choir, playing the mayonnaise.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do instruments of torture count?

by Anonymous 11 years ago