I was attacked by a squirrel when I was little. It just went psycho. It was the scariest and weirdest moment of my life. I've had nightmares involving squirrels ever since. Like a month ago, I had a dream I was being raped by a man in a squirrel costume...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You sure it was a dream? Is your cherry popped?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LMAO. that's the freakiest shit i've ever heard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cthulhu o_o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It really annoys me how much everyone likes narwhals these days. I mean, I LOVE them, but I've always loved them, and ever since that narwhal song came on YouTube everyone's been all "omg narwhals!!! lol" and it's so annoying because a lot of them know next to nothing about them. It's funny the way you spelled "misspelled!" No, not just because I'm an arrogant grammar Nazi (thought that's partly why). Because in the fourth grade, when we had to make a list of every word we misspelled, I was writing the sentence "I haven't mispelled any words yet" and that was the first word I added to my list. I changed the sentence to "I have only misspelled one word so far." I do not know what a cthulhu is. I'm pretty ashamed of that, so I'm gonna go look it up now. Sorry, you don't care, do you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh. Now I know. :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago