+281 In our top news, An armed gunman believed to be a person by the name of Facebook has gone on a killing spree. Thankfully only one person was killed. The victim who has been identified as Myspace suffered 37 gunshot wounds to the chest. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why 37 shots?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is this allusion to Caesar?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@ ASWSS I don't really know, just because... ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A killing spree with one death?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AND A BAD CASE OF 3RD DEGREE BURNS! Oh snap.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shot? I've read about this murderer, Facebook, and he seems to always poke his enemies to death.

by Anonymous 13 years ago