you hate when people make fun of your last name, amirite?

"Rucker? haha, if you change the R to F its FUCKER!" ugh...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Change it to a "T" and you have a really boring name that's not funny at all!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My last name rhymes with burrito and my first name is dean, everyone calls me bean burrito :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

aw im sorry guys :( :P but sometimes you just gotta laugh with them too right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mines clapper. "clap on, clap off. The clapper!" ive gotten use to it though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tomasso..........they call me tomato -_______________-

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hilton. "Are you related to Paris Hilton?" Gets really annoying.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pettaway. I get animal jokes all the time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

are you serious?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's not a lot of ways to make fun of "Cole" but I'm sure someone will find one XD I got a lame one in 1st grade: "I bet you get coal in your stocking for Christmas..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My last name is pronounced like "no" or "know", which we make jokes about all the time. (Well, sometimes my friends don't share my joy of name puns.)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

is your last name Ngo?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yupp, how'd you ngo?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know this guys in my gym class name is Cole Littlewood, I'm not even kidding. I'm pretty sure he hates his life

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Last name Buck = as many jokes about fuck and suck as you can think up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My last name is Butt. FML.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's a teacher at my school who is Mrs. Butt. I wouldn't have gotten married.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My friend's last name is Papas. As soon as "papas fritas" became part of our Spanish vocabulary, that became her nickname.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You know papas alone just means potato right? Why not just potato? She has to be fried?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My last name sounds freakishly like "libido," kind of made my life difficult once we started Sex Ed in school.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My last name is Peever, and I live in Canada. "LOLOLOL HEY BEAVER" Shut the fuck up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sorry not all our last name are smith or something basic. Your just jealous cuz your boring

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I favourited this just for the comments. Luckily, I have Lynn as a last name..so I often get wait, isnt that your middle name? But nothing half as bad as your alls. Im sorry. =).

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't have one BAMM!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You don't have a last name?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mine's the best: Aycock. pronounced "a cock". it was hilarious at first. I would love joking around about it. but now it's just old. I plan on changing it in the future, just because I'm tired of the jokes and insults I get from it. If people would just grow up, I wouldn't feel so insecure about my freakin name. I always have to scribble it really fast so it's unreadable on papers, so no one will say anything when they look at it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sweeney. Guess what guys, if you take off the "S", it becomes WEENEY! That was popular in elementary school, not so much now. But one time I had my name written on my water bottle and someone rubbed off the S. Fun times.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My last name is Sneed. It's just weird.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My last names Gardner. "Hey Gardner, Where's your Hoe?" "Oh Your Mom? She's making me a sandwich."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My eighth grade physics teacher's last name was Gardner

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cool story bro

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My last name is Burtch, which is pronounced like birch. So I get a lot of jokes about trees. Not nearly as bad as a guy at my school though. His last name is Porn.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

For some reason, I laughed out loud when you said you get a lot of tree jokes. What about a tree would they say?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, my first name is Chase, so they'd be like "HAHA OMG CHASE! GO CHASE A BIRCH TREE! HAHA I'M SO FUNNY!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My last name's Redhead. In the 1st grade, I would actually get super angry because I'd just hear "Redhead, that means you have a red head!" all day. But by the 5th grade, I just started feeling sorry for the kids who were still saying that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Moore. I used to get so mad when people would call me "S'more" in kindergarten.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hefner. I just get "OMG. SHUT UP! ARE YOU RELATED TO HUGH?!!!!1!!" I've lost patience with it, so I started saying yes. I make a point to tell fabricated stories about my sweet life. "I went up to grandfather hugh's mansion last weekend. He promised me the slot of playmate of the year 2020. The girls and I had great fun playing in the grotto." ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Heeeeeeeeeeeey Harper Hay! HAY Harper! Lol I'm a comic genius! Heeeey! But I do this too. Someone will say, "Hey, Harper!" And I'll reply "Smith John!" I'M a comic genius.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Needham. I'll just leave it with that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago