+758 Something to think about: Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've always thought about this....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You stole it from highdeas :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought this was funny till I saw it was stolen. 'Tis a shame.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah i agree with the afternooner. :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sounds kinda like Snow White...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AND who cares if it's a repost off ANOTHER website. I've never seen it. I'm sure alot of people haven't. What's the harm of sharing funny things around? "OH NO. I've seen this on another website before! OMFG. You suck" No. It's not that big of a deal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

funny, but keep it on highdeas man...highdeas = awesome

by Anonymous 13 years ago

CHEATA HES A FRAUD!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Anonymous 13 years ago

at least post it as anonymous! god, taking credit for the best highideas idea?? douche

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why doesn't anyone leave NORMAL comments anymore?!?! And don't tell me to "define normal" either!!!!! because i will!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Define: Abnomal. Now tell me the opposite plz.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

can we talk about more pressing matters here? instead of the credibility (or lackthereof) of the original poster? like where i can adopt midget babies in bulk?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha. Yes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago