+502 Whoever said that nothing is impossible obviously never tried milking a snail, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was expecting something stupid for the "obviously never tried ________" part so I was pleasently surprised and taken off gaurd when I read milking a snail. Lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why thank you! Thank you very much:)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, like "obviously never tried breathing fire while drinking water and sneezing"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and you have??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nothing is impossible. Anything is possible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

snail milk or it didn't happen

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHA!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have you ever tried slamming a revolving door?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or drowning a fish

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's right anon!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if you inject the gene that makes mammals lactate into a female snail, and also into a male (since human males have mammary glands) snail, and allow them to reproduce?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or pretty much just breaking the laws of physics in general.

by Anonymous 13 years ago