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Don't you love using the force to get a snack instead of getting up and walking there, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I like using Accio better.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don't have to say anything though
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah. But you can't summon a broomstick from a broomshed 5 miles away like Harry did, can you?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dude, I don't think you know how powerful I am.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dude, I don't think you have any proof.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Whatever, I defeated the Empire.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I helped defeat Voldemort.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah, helped is the key word.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I could have done more if I weren't Muggle-born! Otherwise I could have stayed at Hogwarts. But I had to run.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well I was the only guy who blew up the death star. I don't think a broomstick can go into space
by Anonymous13 years ago
We're working on it. How about we go, your lightsaber against my wand, and see who wins? Think how that could work.
by Anonymous13 years ago
How about my x-wing vs. your broomstick. Also I could hust force choke you and deflect the magic with force shield.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I could deflect the force with a magic shield too. Then Avada Kedavra you before you could say Death Star.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I still have force shield which deflects even avada kedavra. If I force push your wand away, you are helpless, while my force comes from within.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I could Apparate(doesn't require a wand) behind you. Then Avada Kedavra you.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Force shield is all around me. Look, let's just call it a stalemate. We both know we are equally matched.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah, I think so too. That would be an interesting battle :P
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah it would. We should hang out soon. I get off Endor later this month. You still at Hogwarts?
by Anonymous13 years ago
No, I graduated a few years back. I'm currently visiting my parents in boring Muggle-land.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh that sucks. I was going to visit Hogwarts on a diplomatic mission later this month. Obi-Wan wanted to get in contact with Dumbledore, you know how business is.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Both amazing leaders. My younger brother is actually attending Hogwarts this year, so we could meet there if I visit.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh cool. Yeah some padawans were actually recruited to go to Hogwarts later this year and I was going to take them. Some tall weird hairy guy burst into the Rebel base wanting to talk to them.
by Anonymous13 years ago
That would be Hagrid. Is he still gamekeeper at Hogwarts?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh that's who that was. Weird fellow. I sensed a bit of the force in him. Yeah he said he was still gamekeeper.
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's good. That would be strange if he were part Jedi though. He's already part giant and part wizard.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh, maybe it was just the smell then.
by Anonymous13 years ago
He does deal with a lot of different people and creatures. So he's probably got a lot of smells on him.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah well everybody gets mixed up once in a while.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yup. Well I have to go, it's getting pretty late here. See you.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Bye Dean, May The Force Be With You.
by Anonymous13 years ago
NERD WAR!!!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
It wasn't bad until they started talking about a Star Wars/ Harry Potter collaboration. That would be fucking terrible.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Luke Skywalker would destroy everyone in the Harry Potter universe in a fight. Considering how powerful the Force is, and how he's arguably the most powerful jedi, he's practically God. That's not an exaggeration.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I dunno about him being the most powerful Jedi, he always struck me as kind of weak. In most of his battles against other force-users, he is unsuccessful.
Or I'm way off base.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Ah, I quoted it wrong. He was "One of the most powerful jedi to ever have existed". Either way, he was practically God. Whoever thumbed me down doesn't understand how powerful the Force is.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Thank You! No one respects me as much as they should. I mean jeez, defeated the empire, got nothing.
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