In Soviet Russia, you own cat, amirite?

In soviet russia cat owns you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah you fail you did it backwards.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@448852 Uh, guys? That was the point...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then it's not funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...you obviously don't have a cat...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had a cat and it was a demonspawn. Cats suck hairy man balls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And would you say that you owned this cat?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Took me a second to understand because of the backwards thing, but in reality, this is true and follows the joke:) If that make sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No actually it was my sisters

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The point is that you can't really own a cat the way you can a dog. Cats are too fiercely independent.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No cats aren't independent at all. They just act cute and make people pamper them, haven't you seen the latest episode of futurama.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I have not seen the latest episode of Futurama, but I do know that cats basically use people for food and shelter. It's closer to say that the cat owns you, which is the point of this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel like I just hit a new low in my life, I'm having a conversation about cats.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah, but you're having a conversation about cats with the world's future Supreme Overlord! You should feel honored!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ooooo a crazy person how exciting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mhmm, you know it! If it wasn't for my insanity, I wouldn't be overthrowing modern civilization.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well to late my plans for sending the world back to the stone age are already in effect. So modern civilization isn't so modern now is it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My plans have been going on for quite some time. I also have millions of minions and several powerful allies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah well I'm a BAMF so what now hoe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a genetically-altered part weasel superhuman. I win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't even know what a BAMF is do you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes I do. It's still not as awesome as me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll bet you tell that to yourself in the mirror every night before you go to sleep.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow... It's like you watch me!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You wish.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do, yes. In fact I want the whole WORLD to watch me!! Not in a creepy way though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago