You'd be a quarter dead.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hell ya. Math fail on Anonymous.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wo@63986 (MusicGeak): would'nt you be 3/4 dead?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's what I meant.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No matter how many times you are scared half to death, you will never die because dividing by two only approaches 0, but never reaches it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A passenger on a plane overhead would flush the onboard toilet, but it would get stuck momentarily. Not wanting the next person in the bathroom to see is urine, he would kick the toilet, and it would flush. Little would he know that the pipe came loose underneath and the pee fell out of the plane. Because of the high altitudes, the pee would freeze into a long shaft of frozen urine, and it would plummet at its maximum velocity until finally stabbing you, who has just been scared half to death for the second time. In other words, you'd die.

by Anonymous 14 years ago