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when you wake up in your underwear next to a dolphin you know you had an awesome night, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Blowholes are AMAZING
by Anonymous13 years ago
i would love to know the story that inspired this
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's happened to you too?!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Anywhere with a dolphin is awesome.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Not really, since I must have been knocked unconscious by the gorillas, stripped by the lemurs, and tossed in the dolphin tank by a giraffe where I will probably soon drown. But better than with a crocodile...so yeah I'll take it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
When you wake up in your underwear next to a dolphin, you are:
1) dreaming.
2) dead.
3) next to a dead dolphin.
or
4) next to a stuffed dolphin.
How does that indicate a great night?
by Anonymous13 years ago
5) you woke up stoned out of your mind
6) your friend is dressed up for no reason
7) your friend is dressed up for a sexual reason
8) you've either gained the ability to breath under water or the dolphin can breath on land
by Anonymous13 years ago
Reminds me of the College Humor cartoon where Jake said he'd sleep with a dolphin until it turned into a human...
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