+379 Yes! I'm 18, now I can buy something from an infomercial...legally, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Psst. Hey, kid, you wanna try some of this Oxyclean? Oh, it's some real good shit. Trust me, try a little and you'll be hooked. Just be careful who sees that. I didn't exactly obtain this legally, if you catch my drift.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ShamWow, you'll be saying WOW everytime!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or appear in porn hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know who else is 18? My MOM!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Muscle Man): Shouldn't you be in diapers then?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's why I wear Depends! Depends: The Adult Diapers You can COUNT ON!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I turned fourteen and went of livejournal, I clicked the "I'm fourteen so I can read this" button without even thinking. I was on the page for almost five minutes before it hit me that *this is legal now*.

by Anonymous 13 years ago