+2,102 The first person to ever have hiccups must have been scared shitless. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But wouldn't that scare their hiccups away?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it was worse for the first girl to ever get her period.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry to burst your bubble, but all female mammals, including pre-homosapien primates, have/had menstrual cycles. Basically, periods are a natural occurrence throughout mammalian evolution. Even un-spayed female dogs get them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't see what your comment has to do with Anonymous's post. The point is the someone had to be first.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They don't bleed, though. They just go into season. And your comment wasn't even relevant to what the anon before you said.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My cousin told me something like this about sneezing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how badly do u think a mom would freak out if it were her baby??? seriously she doesn't know what would happen!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe the person got burned at the stake.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, that just made my day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Imagine the first woman to ever birth a child. ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they were probably so scare they were scared shitless and the baby came out really fast

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about the first person to get a boner....

by Anonymous 12 years ago