+306 Your cellphone always seems to die when you need it most, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Also your goldfish.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): May I ask what exactly you would need your goldfish for? ...Besides the Goldfish Olympics, of course.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Stock. Did you know interest in goldfish has dropped an inconceivable 23%? I have children to think aboot!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): =O How horrible! ...Well, at least the children will have lots of fish to eat, yeah?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Also your virginity.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You are everywhere wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thats not the only thing that is everywhere wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Muscle Man): Dwight will probably take care of that, since he's everywhere. @1280378 (Dwight): Trust me, not everywhere...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@1280362 (Fabiola): You know who ELSE is everywhere? My MOM! (help me!)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, if it is working, then you just take it for granted. When it's dead, THEN you start panicking.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like the time I was texting my friend all day at a track meet, but when the tornado and thunderstorms and rain came, it died. -.-

by Anonymous 12 years ago