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Your cellphone always seems to die when you need it most,
amirite?
by Anonymous
12 years ago
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No Way
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Also your goldfish.
by Anonymous
12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): May I ask what exactly you would need your goldfish for? ...Besides the Goldfish Olympics, of course.
by Anonymous
12 years ago
Stock. Did you know interest in goldfish has dropped an inconceivable 23%? I have children to think aboot!
by Anonymous
12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): =O How horrible! ...Well, at least the children will have lots of fish to eat, yeah?
by Anonymous
12 years ago
Also your virginity.
by Anonymous
12 years ago
You are everywhere
by Anonymous
12 years ago
Thats not the only thing that is everywhere
by Anonymous
12 years ago
(Muscle Man): Dwight will probably take care of that, since he's everywhere. @1280378 (Dwight): Trust me, not everywhere...
by Anonymous
12 years ago
@1280362 (Fabiola): You know who ELSE is everywhere? My MOM! (help me!)
by Anonymous
12 years ago
Well, if it is working, then you just take it for granted. When it's dead, THEN you start panicking.
by Anonymous
12 years ago
Like the time I was texting my friend all day at a track meet, but when the tornado and thunderstorms and rain came, it died. -.-
by Anonymous
12 years ago
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