+742 If I ever design some type of program, I am definitely putting something like "I support bestiality" in the Terms of Service. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's fucking brilliant!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fuck that, i'd put "by installing this program, i automatically give my soul to the creator of said program."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would put something incredibly weird in it. No ones gonna read it anyways!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What OP said is incredibly weird, and his point is that nobody reads it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Note parrotgirls name.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd say "By installing this product, you must DO A BARREL ROLL!" and then if they don't, I'd go to their house and make them do a barrel roll. NINTENDO FTW!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well of course youre right because you spoke in first person...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The iTunes Terms of Service prohibits you from using it for the production or use of missiles or nuclear weapons...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There go my plans for the weekend...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or "You must have sexy time with your grandparents."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WIN!! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd just put "you do not agree to the terms of service" and when you check agree and try to continue it tells you you have to agree.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read an article about some japanese company that wrote something like "by agreeing your forfeit your soul... In thd middle and over 2000 people just agreed to it

by Anonymous 13 years ago