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After over a hundred years, Edward Cullen would probably need some help getting it up. amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Not to mention the fact that there is no blood in his body...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Viva Viagra!
by Anonymous13 years ago
my theory is that when was turned into a vampire he had a boner and since when you change you get frozen in time, he just stayed like that for eternity
by Anonymous13 years ago
he got a boner from a creepy older guy biting his neck? this explains a lot.
by Anonymous13 years ago
lmfao!
by Anonymous13 years ago
HELLO? Venom, people, venom... xD
by Anonymous13 years ago
Venom gives you BONERS?!?!?! :O
by Anonymous13 years ago
Um, sure? Idk, I'm a girl xD
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's impossible for Bella to have gotten pregnant from him.. Since he has no blood. She must have cheated on him.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Its fiction for a reason people...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah, but that doesn't mean every work of fiction has giant plotholes and things that are stupidly explained.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Despite the whole lack of venom thing, his body is "hard as marble" right?
^ boner. all the time.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Very very small boner
by Anonymous13 years ago
not venom. blood.
by Anonymous13 years ago
this was my post & i wish i could unanon it now XD
lmfao i love you guys.
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