+566 After over a hundred years, Edward Cullen would probably need some help getting it up. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not to mention the fact that there is no blood in his body...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Viva Viagra!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my theory is that when was turned into a vampire he had a boner and since when you change you get frozen in time, he just stayed like that for eternity

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he got a boner from a creepy older guy biting his neck? this explains a lot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmfao!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HELLO? Venom, people, venom... xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Venom gives you BONERS?!?!?! :O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Um, sure? Idk, I'm a girl xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's impossible for Bella to have gotten pregnant from him.. Since he has no blood. She must have cheated on him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its fiction for a reason people...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but that doesn't mean every work of fiction has giant plotholes and things that are stupidly explained.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Despite the whole lack of venom thing, his body is "hard as marble" right? ^ boner. all the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Very very small boner

by Anonymous 13 years ago

not venom. blood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this was my post & i wish i could unanon it now XD lmfao i love you guys.

by Anonymous 13 years ago