+485 I feel bad for racehorses, because a lot of them have some really STUPID names, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha i knew one that was "Go Ask Yo Mama"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My Wife Knows Everything!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel bad for them because they always have to pee!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i worked with a bunch of them this summer, some of them had cool names like Starcat and Wild Zone

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Most horses that are registered have really stupid names

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Poor poor Hoof Hearted. no

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Excited announcer beings to slur his words* "And who's that moving up? It's Hoof Hearted! Hoof Hearted gaining! He'sclosingnow! IT'SGETTINGCLOSE! HOOFHEARTED! WHOOFEARTED! WHOFARTEDCROSSESTHEFINISHLINE! WHOFARTED!!!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like they give a fuck what their name is, racehorses get treated better than most people in Africa.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

are u kiddin me? they're raced until they brake something then theyre killed...or they aren't fast enough so they're shipped to mexico or canada ..and killed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey... ever heard of OTTBs? Yeah, all the ones I've met have made good second careers as horses in other disciplines.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if they fall into the right hands, then yes. like the C.A.N.T.E.R association and such. but they can't all have a happy ending. and they're very hard to train. it takes a special person cause OTTBs are very tempermental and sensitive. which can also lead to them getting in the wrong hands. its a catch 24

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine would be named Valiant Thor or else Thunderstruck

by Anonymous 13 years ago