+566 The first person to masturbate must have been very lonely. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

who ever that person is, I salute them

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was probably Adam when Eve decided to cut him off from sex after getting kicked out of the garden.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

None the less, a pioneer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

one small step for man, one giant jerk for mankind.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Imagine how awkward it must have been for that person to tell other people what they did o_O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, people learn at a very young age, that it feels good to touch your genitals. It must have just come naturally.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oor he was very curious :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago